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Riley and Ella have already defused two of your terrible clichés, mister soldier. They can handle another one of those!

The alt-text isn’t strictly lying, the soldier – who will probably be added to the cast-page soon – really is one of those characters who quickly began to write himself. I find that we have a surprising amount of those, they make our jobs a whole lot easier, may that ever be so.

Next week, we’ll introduce another such character. Check back soon!

–Richard